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06-09-2009, 02:52 PM
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Secret to Long Life
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM ARIZONA COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE. 
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06-09-2009, 05:58 PM
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Good one!!
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