R U A Taxidermist ?

[C.L.Button]

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.


All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to

see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a

taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us.

[pappy]

I work with guys from arkansas and always looking for something to needle them about. This fits!

Also:

Q: What do you call an arkansas farmer with both goats and sheep?
A: Bi-sexual

Q: Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks like to play on astro-turf?
A: It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing.

Q: What do you have when you got a 12 arkansas women in a room together?
A: A full set of teeth.

Of course, they come back with Kentucky jokes but I can't seem to remember any of them.